1.1 Chuck versus the Intersect
In the pilot episode, computer nerd Chuck Bartowski (Zachary Levi) is drawn into espionage when subliminal government secrets are downloaded into his brain. He soon attracts the attention of a CIA superspy (Yvonne Strahovski) and a hardened NSA agent (Adam Baldwin). Favorite Line: Casey: You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack. I'm thinking maybe pancakes. |
1.2 Chuck versus the Helicopter
A top scientist attempts to remove all government secrets from Chuck's brain, but when the scientist is mysteriously killed, the NSA's Casey and the CIA's Sarah blame one another for the assassination—with Chuck caught in the middle of their battle. Elsewhere, Sarah goes undercover, working at a gourmet hot-dog joint to keep an eye on Chuck. Favorite Line: Chuck: It was our first fight. You know it's a big step if our relationship were remotely real. |
1.3 Chuck versus the Tango
Chuck in his first undercover spy mission tries to take down a mysterious, elusive arms dealer named La Ciudad. Elsewhere, in his real life, he sets out to become assistant store manager and also learns to dance the tango. Favorite Line: Chuck: Mom, Dad, can we get on with it, I have harddrives to fix. |
1.4 Chuck versus the Wookie
Sarah's fetching CIA colleague arrives, and Chuck joins forces with the two lady spies for a mission involving a million-dollar diamond and a terrorist-funding operation. Meanwhile, Morgan has eyes for Sarah's coworker; and Sarah's double life continues to perplex Chuck. Favorite Line: Karina: Now, see that man over there? Payman Alahi, his house, his party, his diamond...for now. Chuck: Are you talking about Señor Wookie over there? |
1.5 Chuck versus the Sizzling Shrimp
Chuck's value system as a spy is tested when he contemplates defying Sarah and Casey in a case involving an elite Chinese agent. Back at Buy More, Morgan's value system is also tested when he's thrust into a job-jeopardizing sales competition. Favorite Line: Casey:The idea behind a stakeout is to remain inconspicuous, you moron. Chuck: Uh, hello? That's why I used an alias. |
1.6 Chuck versus the Sandworm
Chuck contemplates helping an agent escape his handlers after realizing the man's life seems to run parallel to his own. Elsewhere, Morgan feels jilted by Chuck as Halloween approaches. Favorite Line: Chuck: I thought we were all supposed to be part of the same team here, huh? Team Chuck? Casey: We are, but I'm starting to feel like the guy that always gets picked last. I don't like feeling like Team Chuck's little fat kid! |
1.7 Chuck versus the Alma Matar
Despite being expelled from Stanford, Chuck returns to the school for homecoming to help a professor—who just happens to be a government operative. In the process, Chuck unearths deep secrets about his pal Bryce Larkin. Meanwhile, Morgan squares off against Buy More's rookie assistant manager. Favorite Line: Casey [to Chuck]: Go wait in the car. Chuck: Cause that always works out *so* well. |
1.8 Chuck versus the Truth
There's a surprise flourish to Chuck's love life when he connects with a fetching woman (Rachel Bilson) and squires Sarah on a date. On the espionage front, Chuck tangles with a poison virtuoso who is out to control nuclear facilities. Favorite Line: Sarah: I'll do it. Casey: No, I'll do it! Chuck: Who's better at it? Sarah: I am! Casey: Damn, this truth serum! |
1.9 Chuck versus the Imported Hard Salami
A surprising streak of jealousy is sparked in Sarah when Chuck begins dating a sandwich maker named Lou (Rachel Bilson), a situation made more difficult when it's discovered that Lou may be involved in a smuggling ring. Meanwhile, a romance blossoms between Morgan and an unlikely woman. Favorite Line: Chuck: Is it me or does our government never want me to have sex again? |
1.10 Chuck versus the Nemesis
It's Thanksgiving, and Chuck's day is stuffed with a big surprise: Bryce Larkin (Matthew Bomer), the agent who originally downloaded government secrets into Chuck's brain, returns in need of Chuck's help to prove he's not a rogue agent. Meanwhile, Morgan leads the charge to help Buy More prep for the busiest shopping day of the year. Favorite Line: Chuck:I'm thankful that Bryce Larkin is dead and is not currently in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend. Casey [interprets Chuck's signal and goes to check the bedroom]: Excuse me... Morgan: Wow, Buddy, that was um...really...dark. Captain Awesome: And specific. |
1.11 Chuck versus the Crown Vic
Chuck poses as Sarah's husband to take down a counterfeiting yachtsman with strong political ties. Back at Buy More, the staffers take part in the store's annual holiday party, but the event comes with strict guidelines from Big Mike (Mark Christopher Lawrence). Favorite Line: Chuck [to Casey]: I know that grunt. Yeah, it’s a number seven, right? Skeptical with a side of cynicism? |
1.12 Chuck versus the Undercover Lover
When a contingent of Russian arms dealers descends upon Los Angeles for a clandestine meeting, Chuck discovers that one Russian lady may share a romantic past with Casey. Elsewhere, Captain Awesome and Ellie's romance hits a bump. Favorite Line: Chuck: I'm glad Casey had someone at least once in his life. I was beginning to think downstairs, he was built like a Ken doll. |
1.13 Chuck versus the Marlin
As Captain Awesome plans on popping the big question to Ellie, Chuck is delegated to guard the ring. But this lord of the ring gets into a tight spot when the band is pilfered. Meanwhile, the CIA inches closer to discovering the identity of "the intersect." Favorite Line: Lizzie: I don't think you're in the position to bargain, Chuck. I have two guns, what do you have? Sarah: Me. |
2.1 Chuck versus the First Date
In the Season 2 premiere, Chuck mixes it up with a formidable operative (Michael Clarke Duncan) out to obtain a device that would potentially give rise to a new Intersect. Later, believing his spy career is behind him, Chuck asks Sarah out on a true first date. At Buy More, Morgan uses quirky means to hire a new assistant manager. Favorite Line: Sarah: Why didn't you stay in the car? Chuck: It's never safe in the car! |
2.2 Chuck versus the Seduction
Chuck goes undercover to pluck an important device from toxic spy the Black Widow (Melinda Clarke), but to penetrate her web, he must first learn the fine art of seduction from suave superspy Roan Montgomery (John Larroquette), whose best days are likely behind him. Elsewhere, Morgan provides unlikely romantic advice to Captain Awesome; and Lester adapts to his new position at Buy More. Favorite Line: Chuck: Well it may not be the steamiest, but we probably have the strangest relationship in Los Angeles. Sarah: Doubt that. Morgan's still dating, right? Chuck: Good point. |
2.3 Chuck versus the Break-up
Sarah's ex-flame and partner, Bryce Larkin (Matthew Bomer), makes an unforeseen return and goes undercover with Sarah as an overly affectionate couple, much to a jealous Chuck's chagrin. At Buy More, Morgan tangles with strip-mall bullies, headed by the menacing Mitt (former NFL star Michael Strahan). Favorite Line: Chuck [After the Intersect updates and Chuck falls backwards]: I hate Bryce Larkin. |
2.4 Chuck versus the Cougars
Sarah's teenage insecurities bubble to the surface when she runs into her school nemesis, Heather Chandler (Nicole Richie). But in order to stymie a plot involving bombs, Sarah must attend her high-school reunion and go face-to-face with Heather. Meanwhile, with Buy More bigwig Big Mike absent, Lester is left in charge of carrying out a new sales policy. Ben Savage guest stars. Favorite Line: Sarah: Okay, fine, I'll answer one question about my past. You've earned that much. Chuck:No thanks...I don't need to know more about who you were. Cause as much as you don't think so, I know who you are: a girl I'd like to share a cheeseburger with...Should I get a knife? I'll get a knife. Sarah: That won't be necessary. [Sarah rolls up one of pants legs, pulls out a knife and gives it to Chuck] Chuck: That's awesome! And a little disturbing. |
2.5 Chuck versus Tom Sawyer
Being a spy begins to have a deleterious effect on Chuck, particularly when he must take on global terrorists who are targeting a most-unlikely person: offbeat Buy More staffer Jeff. Worse, it appears Jeff could be a key player in the prevention of World War III, with the very fate of the world resting in his hands. Favorite Line: Casey: Bogeys bugging out and going home. |
2.6 Chuck versus the Ex
Chuck chances upon his ex-flame Jill (Jordana Brewster) and embellishes his status in life to impress her. But Chuck must get into spy mode upon discovering that her research-scientist boss may be involved in the development of a bioweapon. Meanwhile, Buy More's efficiency expert (Tony Hale) enforces a mandatory CPR course, conducted by none other than Captain Awesome himself. Favorite Line: Chuck: You see she broke my heart. She destroyed me. She took all of my confidence, my mojo. Casey: You had mojo? Chuck: I was on my way. |
2.7 Chuck versus the Fat Lady
Chuck and Jill (Jordana Brewster) must put their revived relationship on hold when Chuck is assigned to hunt down shady CIA agents. But there's a personal obstacle: Jill's jealousy grows when she finally meets Sarah. At Buy More, the corporate-efficiency expert (Tony Hale) is hostile toward Chuck and tries to take the Nerd Herder down. Favorite Line: Chuck: Where's a pitch pipe when you need one. [Casey sings the note] Chuck: Hey. What? Casey: Choirboy. What? I wasn't hatched. |
2.8 Chuck versus the Gravitron
As Chuck deals with a monumental personal betrayal, he's assigned to exploit his relationship with Jill to smoke out an agent called Leader. Meanwhile, Captain Awesome's parents plan to visit for Thanksgiving, prompting a determined Ellie to cook up the perfect dinner; Morgan stands guard at Buy More on Thanksgiving. Favorite Line: Chuck: Excuse me. I'm sorry, General. But who in my life *isn't* a spy? My sister? My best friend? Should I just start asking people when I first meet them, "Hi I'd like the extra value meal, and while we're on the topic, do you covertly work for a government faction?" |
2.9 Chuck versus the Sensei
Chuck, still stung from a personal betrayal, keeps busy with spy work as a coping mechanism. Casey's also reeling: He discovers his mentor (Carl Lumbly) has become a rogue agent. Meanwhile, Awesome's parents (Bruce Boxleitner, Morgan Fairchild) visit. And at Buy More, efficiency expert Emmett works to reestablish the "employee of the month" contest. Favorite Line: Casey: This from the agent who can't keep her chocolate out of Bartowski's peanut butter. |
2.10 Chuck versus the Delorean
Chuck spies on Sarah and her date (Gary Cole) and has an Intersect flash about the mystery man. Elsewhere, Anna wants to move in with Morgan, who feels pressured to grow up. But despite help from Captain Awesome, Morgan's quest for maturity is derailed by something from his past. Favorite Line: Chuck: (to Sarah) You wanna come over tonight for a fake date with Awesome and Ellie? I promise fake cuddling, but real pizza. |
2.11 Chuck versus Santa Claus
It's not so merry on Christmas Eve when an amateur criminal raids the Buy More, taking Chuck and the gang hostage. To protect Chuck, Sarah and Casey attempt to storm the store. But they're out of luck with Chuck—he'd rather stay than leave his significant others behind. Guest stars Reginald VelJohnson. Favorite Line: Ned: I, uh... I feel terrible about shooting your friend's toe off. Chuck: No, no, no, no, that's okay. Sometimes, I feel like shooting him myself. |
2.12 Chuck versus the Third Dimension
In a 3-D edition, global rock star Tyler Martin (Dominic Monaghan) is marked for murder, so the agents kidnap the musician to discover who's behind the deadly plot. Elsewhere, Morgan scores two backstage passes to Tyler's show and holds a contest to determine who will join him. Former gridiron star Jerome Bettis guest stars. Favorite Line: Chuck: What about Tyler here? Casey: Check his mouth every 20 minutes. Make sure he doesn't choke on his own tongue. Chuck: Hang on a second. You're going to go and you want me to stay here and be on tongue watch duty? |
2.13 Chuck versus the Suburbs
Chuck and Sarah go undercover as a happily married couple in suburbia. There, they meet colorful community denizens, including a merry neighbor (Andy Richter) and a seductive siren (Jenny McCarthy), who sets out to win Chuck's affections. Meanwhile, Big Mike's wife files for divorce, spiraling the Buy More leader in an overly foul funk. As such, the store staffers set him up on a dating Web site. Favorite Line: Sarah: Just shut up and eat your breakfast. |
2.14 Chuck versus the Best Friend
Chuck taps into his burgeoning spying skills to help a heartsick Morgan secretly snoop on Anna. But they soon discover that Anna's new boyfriend might be connected to a dangerous gang. Meanwhile, Jeff and Lester pester Ellie to hire their music group called Jeffster!—as her wedding band. Favorite Line: Casey: Bartowski, you're like the poster child for friendly fire. |
2.15 Chuck versus the Beefcake
What happens when Chuck has to befriend his best friend's ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend? We get a little spy versus spy, with the always lovely Julia Ling center stage. Will Morgan win her back? And how will Chuck's real spy life figure into this mess? Favorite Line: Cole Parker: What level is his pain tolerance? Sarah: I'd say about a one outta ten. Chuck: WHAT? A *one*? I'd say I'm least an eight! Sarah: Chuck, the torture hasn't started yet. Chuck: This is the pre-torture? Okay, okay. Put me down for a one. |
2.16 Chuck versus the Lethal Weapon
Sarah and Casey are assigned to hunt down an evildoer named Perseus, who is the mastermind behind a villainous organization's plans to build their own Intersect. Meanwhile, Chuck is holed up in a safety bunker with Agent Cole Barker (Jonathan Cake); Morgan tries to talk Anna out of moving in with him. Favorite Line: Lester: You've come to the right place. Repulsion is our business. Jeff: And business is good. |
2.17 Chuck versus the Predator
Chuck locates the scientist (Robert Picardo) who created the Intersect computer that's embedded in his mind. Soon, Chuck experiences a monumental crisis of faith, not knowing whether to put his trust in Sarah and Casey or the mysterious creator. Meanwhile, antagonism builds between the Buy More branch and its stuffy Beverly Hills counterpart. Favorite Line: Vincent: I wish I could give you a proper reward. But, unfortunately, I have to shoot you. Chuck: It would be unprofessional not to. |
2.18 Chuck versus the Broken Heart
When Chuck and Sarah's complex relationship is exposed, a cold female agent (Tricia Helfer) is assigned to evaluate Sarah's performance, putting her job in jeopardy. Elsewhere, Morgan and "Jeffster" set out to attend Awesome's bachelor party. Favorite Line: General Beckman:I wanted a private word with you. Pardon the intrusion. Chuck: On this moment or my life in general? |
2.19 Chuck versus the Dream Job
Chuck's life takes fortunate turns: Not only does his long-estranged father (Scott Bakula) return, but Chuck scores a coveted job with Ted Roark (Chevy Chase), a heroic figure in his life. But there may be more to both of these men than meets the eye. Favorite Line: Stephen Bartowski: Oh boy. |
2.20 Chuck versus the First Kill
When Chuck's father (Scott Bakula) is abducted by Fulcrum forces, Chuck attempts to rescue him by putting his faith in a most unlikely person—his double-crossing ex-girlfriend, Jill (Jordana Brewster). Meanwhile, at Buy More, the nerd herd tries to derail a corporate evaluation supervised by Emmett (Tony Hale). Favorite Line: Jill: What happened? Chuck: When he attacked me, I did the Morgan, and he flew out the window. Jill: That’s two kills in two days, Chuck. That Morgan move really is a killer. |
2.21 Chuck versus the Colonel
Chuck and Sarah go AWOL in a stealthy quest to rescue Chuck's father (Scott Bakula), and they soon inch closer to one another while free from the governmental surveillance that usually eyes them. Meanwhile, Casey works to pinpoint their secret location. And Morgan turns into a Buy More outcast after he unwittingly gets Emmett promoted. Chevy Chase guest stars. Favorite Line: Casey: You drive, or I end you. Chuck: End me? Oh yeah, how you gonna do that, you don't have a gun. Casey: Don't think I can't kill you with my thumb or my elbow? Nerd bludgeoned by a radiator? Chuck: You can't kill me with that radiator; it is far too confined in this car for you to get the appropriate torque. |
2.22 Chuck versus the Ring
Dum, dum, duh dum! Awesome and Ellie are set to tie the knot in a beautiful church ceremony, but Ted Roark returns to throw a wrench in their plans. Plus: Chuck finds himself in a new and even more dangerous role. Guest stars: Scott Bakula, Chevy Chase, Bruce Boxleitner, Morgan Fairchild Favorite Line: Chuck: Guys, I know Kung-Fu. |
3.1 Chuck versus the Pink Slip
Season 3 opens with Chuck possessing new Intersect abilities. He trains to be an ace spy—but he flunks spy school and his relationship with Sarah shatters. Favorite Line: General Beckman: For the last two years we had to protect Chuck from the world, but now we need to protect the world from Chuck. |
3.2 Chuck versus the Three Words
Chuck takes on a mission when Sarah's gal pal and her fiancé (Vinnie Jones) arrive, with Chuck also trying to repair his relationship troubles with Sarah. Meanwhile, a fib puts Morgan in a corner. Favorite Line: Chuck: There's gotta be a contingency plan if enemy agents infiltrate my house. Like a button you push that calls that cavalry so they can swoop in and get everyone out. Where's the button? Casey: Me. [Casey cocks his gun] I'm the button. |
3.3 Chuck versus the Angel de la Muerte
Chuck springs into action to protect a visiting dictator (Armand Assante) who's targeted for assassination, yet Chuck must capitalize on his friendship with Awesome to get the job done. Awesome delights in the exciting spy jinks, but Chuck fears he's putting Awesome and Ellie in danger. Favorite Line: Awesome: You and what army? Chuck: Uh, that would be Sarah and her fists. |
3.4 Chuck versus Operation Awesome
When evil operative Sydney Prince (Angie Harmon) mistakes Awesome for being a master spy, Chuck responds by serving as Awesome's handler and tutoring him in the fine art of spying. While on a mission, they encounter an enigmatic man (Brandon Routh). Meanwhile, a promoted Morgan becomes assistant manager, but that means he has to deal with Jeff and Lester's tomfoolery. Favorite Line: Awesome: You're incredible, is that your spy training? Chuck: Duck Hunt, Nintendo. |
3.5 Chuck versus First Class
It's a French connection for Chuck when he departs to Paris for his first solo assignment. During the flight, he connects with a woman (Kristin Kreuk), but the trip turns turbulent when he tangles with a menacing passenger ("Stone Cold" Steve Austin). Meanwhile, Morgan battles Jeff and Lester for power at Buy More. Brandon Routh also guest stars. Favorite Line: Shaw: Is Chuck Bartwoski a real spy? Sarah: Yes, of course he is. I mean his training has been irregular and he was a civilian only two years ago. Shaw: These mission reports tell another story. Sometimes he sounds like Bond, other times it's like a Jerry Lewis movie. |
3.6 Chuck versus the Nacho Sampler
Continuing his taxing quest to balance his two lives, Chuck must train new Buy More employee Hannah (Kristin Kreuk) while his spy work involves handling his very own asset, a scientist who's entangled in a nefarious organization. Meanwhile, poor prevaricator Awesome must lie to Ellie about Chuck's undercover endeavors; and Morgan, Jeff and Lester snoop into Hannah's background. Favorite Line: Chuck: What's in Dubai? Casey: Weap-Con, the greatest weapons convention. I go every year. I find it very relaxing. It looks like this year, I'll be able to write it off as a business trip. |
3.7 Chuck versus the Mask
In a surprise spy maneuver, Agent Shaw (Brandon Routh) pairs Chuck with Hannah (Kristin Kreuk) for a mission. Shaw thus teams up with Sarah—but it might be his ploy to inch closer to her. Meanwhile, Morgan and Ellie snoop into Chuck's secret world. Favorite Line: Chuck: Ridiculously good…him? Him? Nah…Yeah, if you’re into the strong, kind of Superman-y type of guy. |
3.8 Chuck versus the Fake Name
Chuck promises to prepare dinner for Hannah (Kristin Kreuk), Ellie and Awesome. But it's a pressure cooker before all that: Chuck goes on a mission and must pose as the world's most lethal assassin. Elsewhere, Sarah resolves to keep her relationship with Shaw (Brandon Routh) purely professional. Favorite Line: Casey: Five people in the world can make this shot, huh? Guess I'm one of them. |
3.9 Chuck versus the Beard
Chuck loses his ability to "flash" and is forbidden to participate in a mission. But with his spy peers out on assignment, troublesome forces affect the benched Chuck back at the base. Brandon Routh recurs as agent Daniel Shaw. Favorite Line: Chuck: I'm not a machine! Okay, I am a machine, but I'm also a person. |
3.10 Chuck versus the Tic Tac
When Casey sets out on a side mission for his former commander (Robert Patrick), he lands in jail for treason. Cut to Chuck and Sarah, who try to break him out of prison and restore his good name. Meanwhile, Ellie scores a coveted fellowship, which makes Awesome's efforts to protect her all the more difficult. Favorite Line: Sarah: If we do this, and if we get caught, we're going to be tried for treason. And you're going to lose everything and you're never going to get a chance to be a *real* spy...Is that what you want? Chuck: It's Casey. Sarah: I was hoping you'd say that. |
3.11 Chuck versus the Final Exam
Chuck's future in the espionage business rests squarely on a final test mission that will determine his worth as a spy. With Sarah and Shaw (Brandon Routh) appraising his every maneuver, Chuck must tap into all he has learned in order to make the operation a success. Chuck: I am a spy! [His towel drops] Oh no. I am a naked spy. |
3.12 Chuck versus the American Hero
When Chuck is able to take his pick of the finest CIA agents for an undercover mission, he considers only one very special superspy—Sarah. Enter Casey, Morgan and Awesome, who try to help him win her back. Favorite Line: Morgan: That's where you're wrong, Casey, because love...love is a battlefield. Morgan: Man down! I've been tazed. I can't feel my legs. Bring a stretcher, wheel barrow, possible change of pants. |
3.13 Chuck versus the Other Guy
The spies regroup upon discovering that a villainous operative was responsible for the death of Shaw's wife. They spring into action to find the evildoer—but Chuck worries about Shaw's psychological state. Meanwhile, Morgan mulls over leaving Buy More. Brandon Routh recurs as Shaw. Favorite Line: Sarah: Chuck, I fell in love with you after you fixed my phone and before you started defusing bombs with computer viruses. |
3.14 Chuck versus the Honeymooners
An adventure awaits Chuck and Sarah in Europe when they encounter Spanish spies on a train. Although lacking any backup, it's full steam ahead for the couple when they try to derail the spies' agenda. And an odd-couple spy team emerges: Casey and Morgan, who set out to help Chuck and Sarah. Favorite Line: General Beckman: Letting your personal life interfere with your professional one can be dangerous. But off the record, it's about damn time. |
3.15 Chuck versus the Role Models
Chuck and Sarah train under the tutelage of a married CIA team (Fred Willard and Swoosie Kurtz), who have a glowing record together, but despise one another. In another training mission, Casey must show the spy ropes to an unlikely student—Morgan. Favorite Line: Chuck: What's the 30 foot rule? Sarah: No spy should ever be 30 feet from a backup weapon. Chuck: Don't you know the Bartowski rule? No fire arms in the house. Sarah: Not if you want to live with a spy. |
3.16 Chuck versus the Tooth
When Chuck experiences alarming nightmares, General Beckman forces him to see CIA psychologist Leo Dreyfus (Christopher Lloyd). Meanwhile, Ellie receives big news; and Anna (Julia Ling) returns to the Buy More and reaches out to Morgan. Favorite Line: Sarah: It's official. There is absolutely nothing on TV. Chuck: Yeah, Monday nights can be a bit of a wasteland. |
3.17 Chuck versus the Living Dead
Chuck enlists Morgan's help for a side mission, but the assignment turns complicated upon the arrival of Chuck's father (Scott Bakula), who discovers that an advanced version of the Intersect has been downloaded into his son. Favorite Line: Stephen Bartowski [about Sarah]: Does she have the intersect too? Chuck: No dad, that's all her. |
3.18-19 Chuck versus the Subway/ Chuck versus the Ring, Part II
It's season finale time for Chuck and this one's a doozey. Ellie finds out Chuck's a spy, Shaw's back with an Intersect in his head, and Chuck's brain continues to short-circuit. This one's a 2-hour finale with a lot of twists and turns. Guest Stars: Scott Bakula, Brandon Routh Favorite Line: Ellie: Morgan Grimes? The guy who took my pillow as his date to junior prom knows more about my family being spies than I do? Jeff: That's my dream come true: Ellie is exactly like Chuck but with lady parts. Chuck: Saved the best for last. [Episode synopsis from TVGuide] |