Do you remember in middle school when we would play the paper folding game M.A.S.H. (Mansion-Apartment-Shack-House)? It was our own paper fortune teller and much better than a Magic 8-ball. The game would answer what type of house of we would live in, where would we live, who we would marry, what kind of car we would be driving, what occupation we would have, and how many children we would have. I wrote down the answer to the number of children and thought I would share my geeky answer. I wrote down four children: 2 boys and 2 girls. Their names were going to be Phillip-Michael (notice the hyphen) and Douglas Scott for the boys and the girls were Amanda and Laura. (No middle names for the girls--I don't know why). If the girls were twins--their names were going to be Rachelle and Michelle.
Insert a big eye roll here.